Monday, March 7, 2011

Confession time!

Amidst a harrowing bought of insomnia, a lone young woman watches the food network in hopes of dreams of sugarplums...or maybe more accurately FRENCH FRIES!

If anyone knows anything about the healthy food movement, it's undeniable that one of the major culprits is mayonnaise. Well, I'm a rebel. I love mayo. Serve it up on a chicken sammich, in tuna salad, on a hamburger, or the best idea my taste buds have ever had the glorious experience of tasting...

*drool*

FRENCH FRIES!!!

Yes, I said it. I can't resist the temptation to dip those greasy sticks of starchy deliciousness in the heavenly mayonnaise of such foodie dismay. Where on earth did I learn such a habit you ask?! Well, Germany of course! My proud German heritage has instilled in me a love of the curious combination. Never have I experienced such simple tastes being brought together in a way so deliciously sinful. Chocolate? fuhgetaboudit...MAYO is where it's at!

Oh, and don't even think about that funky miracle whip goo...

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